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INTERGALACTIC ATHLETES

Written By The Mountain Eagle on 1/9/26 | 1/9/26

By Kirby Olsen



Flying saucers hovered


as aliens questioned their own


lackadaisical physical exertion.


Their butts resembled Pringles


and their noses Cheetohs.


After millions of miles in the Milky Way


they found a dairy farm


near Delhi, NY.


Dogs barked, cows mooed.


Farm boys threw a round ball


in a hoop.


One kneed another in the groin,


and went in for a lay-up.


The aliens called Next!


Balancing the ball on one of three noses


they played until nightfall;


they popped tabs on a beer to celebrate their win;


and shot back into the inky sky.


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